system error: geez, what brought you here?!

"Walang mahirap na trabaho sa malaking sweldo"--AN Trainer Cubi to Neil

hahahahahaha, oo nga naman ( :

related scene:

Neil: Hindi ko pa alam kung papapasukin kita bukas (FYI: Labor Day bukas)

Me: Ok lang naman sakin na pumasok, pero mas magiging masaya ako kung hindi mo na lang ako papapasukin *big toothy grin*

Neil: San ka mas magiging masaya, hindi kita papapasukin bukas o papasok ka, doble ang sweldo mo??

Pumasok ako ng May 1.

Case in point. ( :

im so happy, because last friday night, i finally located where the colorum vehicles (pauwi) are!! wheee!! until last friday kasi, i normally went home via a cab or a ride with my boss. of course, cabs would naturally be more expensive if i ride it on a daily basis, and well my boss, he usually goes home earlier than me. so bless these colorum vehicles, they make my life easier, i hope they never get caught by traffic enforcers ever again hahaha!! imagine, P35 lang compared to my usual cab fare of P120!! ( :

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Please be seated. Hi, I am Sh8, and I am part of the accent neutralization training team. I am here to give you your pre-employment assessment. So Mr./Ms. *insert surname here*, how do you wish to be called?

*Reply*

Ok, so *insert given name or alias here*, tell me something about yourself.

*Reply*

(Staple questions: How did you learn about ***? Why ***?)

Cool, now *alias*, you have before you our oral assessment folder. Please open that. There you will see that it is subdivided into several parts. The first part is designed to test your pronunciation of word sounds. Please read aloud the sets of words starting with *insert first word here*

*Reads the words*

Now *alias*, the second part deals with the stressed syllable. Please read the words putting the correct stress at the proper syllable.

*Reads the words*

Ok *alias*, the next part focuses on the intonation of sentences. I want you to read the sentences inflecting the proper intonation for each.

*Reads sentences*

For the comprehension part, I want you to read the entire paragraph as you see it in your folder.

*Reads paragraph*

Now *alias*, for the last part of this assessment, I want you to construct four meaningful and substantial sentences using the following words: blah, blah, blah, and blah. Be as original as you can be.

*Gives sentences*

(Evaluates applicant, then based on the assessment, tells the applicant to stay put or well.. to kindly keep the lines open)

(REPEAT 20x or more)

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Funny, when I was about to sleep last night, I suddenly looked for my recorder. thought i left it sa V office, sa locker ko. But it was just there in one of the shelves. Gathering dust. It just made me sad. Seems like i won't be using my recorder for a journalistic work any time soon. Maybe after a few more months or so, i'll be able to use my handy dandy recorder again. maybe. im enjoying things as they are right now. somehow. i'll consider my more profound dreams later. ow, maybe i should use my recorder to tape my above spiel. TAMA!! ( :

babe, i know you'll be reading this. so there, that's almost how my my week went. im missing you so much already, as in!! mm-mm. :)

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jived by the incurable romantic | samedi, mai 3 | 10:45 AM

The rules are easy, just post 10 things that recently made you happy! Then tag 10 people and force them to post this on their blogs.

here are my 10 blahs:

(not necessarily in order)

my prayers, my parents, waiqui&koyang, ACS/AN team, Neil/The Perezes, colorum vehicles, getting lost in Makati and in RCBC, upcoming monthsaries (one of which is with novia, haha), an applicant who told me i had such beautiful eyes oha (ibinagsak ko nga, chos!!), lastly, my dearest baby poi. ( :

now if you read this, you have to oblige with your own list!! hah. :p

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jived by the incurable romantic | 8:24 AM

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